Expert in Western medicine, TCM, and acupuncture
Satisfaction guaranteed:
all my clients always applaud me!

Tonight, I wore my best outfit, chose my favorite perfume, and styled my hair specially. I'm ready to give you a pleasant sting and make you feel my presence in an unforgettable way. Get ready for a charming and Smoochy mosquito encounter!

Let me list the benefits you'll gain from my visit:

Benefit #1: I'll make you feel alive!

Thanks to my experience and a long history of snuggles, I guarantee a quick and painless sting that will make you feel alive!

Benefit #2: Zen training

I'll be your relaxation personal trainer. Each of my stings will be an exercise for your patience, inner calm, and pain tolerance.

Benefit #3: Natural changing tattoos

You'll admire small works of art on your skin with unique designs that only I can create!

Benefit #4: Balanced Qi

After my extreme acupuncture sessions, your qi (your energy or life force) will find balance and strength.

Benefit #5: Fun board games

Play with your friends guessing which part of the body will be stung next! You can even organize a small lottery and reward the winning ticket! (see note ^* )

Benefit #6: Natural souvenirs

If you invite me to the places you go on vacation, my stings can become your natural souvenirs, leaving you with unforgettable memories of summer evenings. My little kisses are the essential summer accessory!

Benefit #7: Immune system stimulation

Consider my services as a workout for your immune system, a kind of gym for your body's defenses.

Benefit #8: You'll experience new emotions

My stings will be your personal stop in the exciting playground of sensations. From surprise for the unpredictable, through the annoying itch, to the euphoria of relief when you finally stop scratching—every moment is a thrilling adventure waiting to be lived!

Benefit #9: Spark for creativity

My stings will serve as inspiration. After all, some of the best ideas come from moments of discomfort! You might find your muse while desperately trying not to scratch, creating the next artistic masterpiece or writing the next great story!

Benefit #10: Unique musical experience

It will be like attending a small impromptu concert: I'll play the violin whispering gently in your ear, and you'll be the percussionist with your hands. You'll feel tuned in with nature and in touch with your wild side as you reconnect with the surrounding environment.

What our customers say👍: "We want to thank Smoochy Mosquito for her work and that of her colleagues. Thanks to them, we're becoming billionaires!" Eng. Vittoria Backwater CEO Stopitch Inc., mosquito bite products "TARGET LETTER "We advice you that the Grand Jury is conducting an investigation of possible violations of federal criminal laws involving, but not necessarily limited to: Violation of airspace. Illegal occupation of epidermis without a valid rental contract. Nocturnal aerial stalking. Repeated harassment. Unauthorized appropriation of hemoglobin. Disturbance of public peace. Nighttime uproar. Armed assault. Cutaneous damage. Unauthorized intrusion during zen meditation moments with consequent disruption of connection with the universe." Grand Jury

Choose the variety

We mosquitoes are all different. I would be sorry not to be chosen, but I would understand. In fact, my colleagues and I gladly collaborate and recommend each other. With various mosquito species available, you can choose your favorite! Check out our range and choose the sting that suits you.

Here's the team I'm proud of, each with a unique "touch" as seen in the table below with various designs for you to choose from that will be imprinted on your skin. But what we have in common is that everyone applauds us as soon as they see us! Drittina Filippa Pozina Roberta Seina Torina Trivinga Torquetta Spannetta Lineina Linetta Smoochy

Contact me today, and I'll fly to you!

^* Gambling seriously harms your health. (back to the article)